Eli just left a little bit ago. I don't know when, but thats whats so mysterious about it... its like he's Marry Poppins or Peter Pan or something or other. Hmm, peter pan may be quick on his feet, but could he beat Eli in a DDR duel? No, Peter Pan would get PWNed.

I just searched up the word escape on urbandictionary.com. But I spelld it wrong, i typed excape.This is what it gave me:

Excape:
Bastardized form of the word "escape" meaning to set free.Used by people with a first grade reading level.

I'mo excape from Riker's Island and steal yo big screen tv and sell it for sum mo' rocks ya kno wha i'm sayin'? Ya dum wite muhfugga!

urbandictionary.com can be funny, but only go there if your willing to feel guilty about getting a laugh. Its taught me many new fun words, and some I can't even say out loud.

Anywho, I'm wasting time when I should be cleaning...

Manue

@))& (Better known as 2007without pressing Shift)

So 2007 is here

I have a friend who's already mentally in 2007. I asked him if I need to bring my boomstick to fight off zombies. My joke was so funny he was silent with laughter, as most people are with my jokes.

I would like to turn on the T.V. and watch the ball drop, but I have a sneaking suspicion that carson daly (name not important enough to capitalize) is serenading the new year on NBC, and I'd rather take a icecream scoop to my eyeballs before I have to see his face again.

I have reason to believe that 2007 will be a year to fear. The resent deaths of three important figures have brought upon a distribution in the universe's equilibrium. Saddam Hussein, Gerald Ford, and James Brown's powerful physique will combine their powers becoming the ultimate Antichrist (bad things always come in threes). With the combination of Saddam Hussein's insane propaganda dictatorship and his amazing ability to laugh right before his hanging (and being the hottest man to ever be on death roll(irony ppl, work with me)), Gerald Ford's swift decision to pardon a "crook", not to mention his numerous death defying stunts such as: surviving two assassination attempts (both attempted by women, so its relevancy is under questioning) and his knack of living to the vibrant age of 93 (thats 651 in dog years!), and last but not least James Brown's and his God given gift to become the "Godfather of Soul" without any musical talent or training what so ever. Together the unexpected fusion of these three could very likely cause God The Great to send his only begotten son a tad earlier then scheduled (5 years and 355 days early to be exact).

Well, 2007 should start (for me) in about 40 mins, so I suppose I will repent and turn on NBC to see if carson daly is dead yet in this year of joy.